I'm cute and lazy and full of laughs :)

cheese3d:

i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs

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happyhagfish:

rhamphotheca:

Wisconsin Is Getting Smothered by Millions of Horny Mayflies

Close your mouth while looking at these photos, or a bug might fly in.

by John Metcalfe

This storm-cloud-looking apparition is actually a massive swarm of mayflies, an “emergence" of them, to get all Lovecraftian. Mayfly nymphs spend a year or two in the water (in this case, the Mississippi River) munching on organic decay.

Then, when summer arrives, they take flight en masse and proceed to make sweet bug love before immediately going back to the water to lay eggs and die.

This year’s emergence was so large people were comparing it to the last Biblical-style, one in 2012. If you don’t recall that stunning example of life’s majesty…

(read more: CityLab)

photographs via: La Crosse NWS

NO.

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virginsacrificer:

i thought i was the only horny sarcastic introverted genius third wheel stuck up asshole until i discovered this blue internet support group and i’ve been an active member of it since then

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hotdaughter:

justintimerblake:

WHAT ARE YOU DOING NO


His nipples r like the size of his brain

hotdaughter:

justintimerblake:

WHAT ARE YOU DOING NO

His nipples r like the size of his brain

(via im-a-radioactive-mess)

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rambozus:

itsmemorized:

Oh my GOD
My grandma bought my grandpa new pants and my mom asked him how they felt and he goes “like a cheaply made castle” and we were like what and he goes “no ballroom”
GRANDPA NO

Grandpa yes.

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jungtaekitten:

I wish I was pretty but like actually pretty, not “my friends and family think I’m pretty because they’re my friends and family” pretty

(Source: fightme-pgoon, via omg-hilarryous)

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noharrys:

The One Direction fandom does an exceptionally good job at pretending that One Direction never toured with Big Time Rush

(via omg-hilarryous)

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piplump:

When you find fries in the bottom of your McDonald’s bag

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sloth-grunge:

when your mom says she’ll just be a minute

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