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veryraresecrete:

aktx:

tarntino:

me: *sees a white boy* *locks my car doors*

white boy: *knocks on window* what would you be doing if I was in there with you ;)

white boy: *pops your tires w/ my strong front teeth and goes for the kill*

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pussy-pat:

christel-thoughts:

this is what i just picked up from the grocery store. it cost $32. Thirty. two. dollars. for 1 pineapple, 2 bags of grapes, a small container of raspberries, 1 soft drink and 2/$1 nuts…. 
do you know how much junk food i could have for $32? do you have any clue how much McDonald’s you can get for $32?
stop shaming fat people poorer than you or people poorer than you in general for not eating healthier. stop lying about how cheap it is or how it’s comparable to fast food. just stop.

!!!!!!!

pussy-pat:

christel-thoughts:

this is what i just picked up from the grocery store. it cost $32. Thirty. two. dollars. for 1 pineapple, 2 bags of grapes, a small container of raspberries, 1 soft drink and 2/$1 nuts…. 

do you know how much junk food i could have for $32? do you have any clue how much McDonald’s you can get for $32?

stop shaming fat people poorer than you or people poorer than you in general for not eating healthier. stop lying about how cheap it is or how it’s comparable to fast food. just stop.

!!!!!!!

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a-different-kind-of-royalty:

Animator 1: Hey son, you got the character design done for the princess’ father?

Animator 2: Yeah!! Check this: he’s short, kinda portly, with a white mustache, brown eyes, and thick eyebrows. He’s goofy but lovable, and with a bit of a temper. Good guy tho

Animator 1: Sick work brah!!1!

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sir-hathaway:

prasejeebus:

This belongs in a museum

This post is actually perfect because the role of this character in American Horror story depicted exactly just that. The character in the first season was seen by men as a sexual deviant french maid (Like incredibly sexual and conniving) who would do anything to be able to have sex with them, trying to make the men cheat on their wives, whereas women saw her character for what she really is, a hard working laborer who slaved tirelessly to those she was employed through. It really opens up your eyes and I think that was the first part in American Horror Story where fans became addicted to the series. Hands down my favorite Season 1 character complex. 
Frances Conroy is an amazing actress, and so is Alexandra Breckenridge (Fun fact. Not many people realized, but Alexandra Breckenridge was also in the 3rd season of American Horror Story who was shot in the head by a witch hunter after sleeping with him while he was married to Sarah Paulson’s character, Cordelia Foxx. Remember that redhead? That’s Breckenridge as Kaylee, the pryostarter!)

sir-hathaway:

prasejeebus:

This belongs in a museum

This post is actually perfect because the role of this character in American Horror story depicted exactly just that. The character in the first season was seen by men as a sexual deviant french maid (Like incredibly sexual and conniving) who would do anything to be able to have sex with them, trying to make the men cheat on their wives, whereas women saw her character for what she really is, a hard working laborer who slaved tirelessly to those she was employed through. It really opens up your eyes and I think that was the first part in American Horror Story where fans became addicted to the series. Hands down my favorite Season 1 character complex.

Frances Conroy is an amazing actress, and so is Alexandra Breckenridge (Fun fact. Not many people realized, but Alexandra Breckenridge was also in the 3rd season of American Horror Story who was shot in the head by a witch hunter after sleeping with him while he was married to Sarah Paulson’s character, Cordelia Foxx. Remember that redhead? That’s Breckenridge as Kaylee, the pryostarter!)

(via thighrabanks)

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ctron164:

tj:

Astoundingly awful story of “every day” sexism and racism from @iSmashFizzle.

If you can’t read it here, see this timeline that I put together.

(Thanks to Matt for explaining how Twitter’s timeline feature wörks.)

This was hard to read.

(via tumblrgym)

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Wait, so cops manage to bring in convicted mass murderer (and armed) TJ Lane unharmed and alive after he escapes from jail, but an unarmed Mike Brown gets shot while surrendering because the cop was supposedly afraid?

mysharona1987:

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skypestripper:

theawkwardterrier:

The guy in front of me when I was getting ice cream tonight was wearing this.


update: i banged him

skypestripper:

theawkwardterrier:

The guy in front of me when I was getting ice cream tonight was wearing this.

update: i banged him

(via 0utbox)

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mickeyng:

winterlonging:

that’s the attitude

this is a dream come true

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fruitpacks:

meeting peoples moms for the first time is so intimidating because i cant tell if theyre a strict mom or a laid back mom and as i ride in their car i have to slowly figure out what breed of mom they are

(via zelcla)

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tunte:

tom-aiac:

This is true art right here.

Humans are great

(Source: best-of-memes, via latefortwerk)

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