|student:||hey government can I have some money to go to university|
|uk government:||sure here you go. you'll have to pay it back but only when you're earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don't pay it off after 30 years we'll just write it off, don't worry about it man|
|scottish government:||nah man just go to uni we ain't gonna charge you|
|us government:||no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you're born. good luck, fucker.|
Nobody was expecting us
Oh, god, Monty Python spam…
finally a fandom hijack I can get behind
So I’m going to say something.
Until Lupita, I didn’t really understand just how beautiful dark skin could be. I’m black, and I know that there are other black women in the media, but to see her… I just, I don’t know. I’m always wishing to be lighter or blue eyed or blonde or just look different from what I am, but with her being so unabashedly her, it makes me a little bit happier to be me, too. I feel represented and I didn’t realize how important that was until she came along. I’m thankful for her and for everybody before her that made her being here today possible.
Okay, I’m done.